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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 05:45

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

European Mars orbiter spies crumbling crater 'soaked in layers of Martian history' (photo) - Space

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

A surprising study found hints of biological activity on a distant planet. Now, scientists say there’s more to the story - Yahoo

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Destiny 2 Reveals Major Armor Stats Overhaul Coming In The Edge of Fate - The Game Post

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Measles Exposure Prompts Health Warning In Bay Area - Patch

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Bucheron and Myriel’s Karyn Tomlinson win James Beard Awards - Star Tribune

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

The Trump admin ordered a coal power plant to stay on past retirement. Customers in 15 states will foot the bill - CNN

Still no good

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Astronomers discovered the biggest black hole jet ever seen, the size of three Milky Ways - Earth.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

43 Impulse Buys You’ve Probably Been Eyeing For A Minute, So Here’s Your Sign To Click “Add To Cart” - BuzzFeed

No go.

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No way